uma blasfémia por dia..

Me: igod, are you there?
God: I think there might be a few exception.
Me: is that a yes or a no?
God: I might say no.
Me: okay, I have some questions for you
God: Yeah okay, Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me: i like purple.
God: I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I like White.
Me: I prefer purple.
God: A lot of people like that. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Christian Rock.
Me: I know that already.. you said that you like creed..
God: Perhaps. Sorry. But I think airplanes are cool. I like wine and bread.
Me: are you on drugs?
God: No I am on disk.
Me: much better. good for you. don't do drugs.. in fact, I prefer that you send them to me.
God: I am improving all the time. That sounds sarcastic. Is that a fact.


Me: I have a question for you: why did you banned sex before marriage and then you impregnate an unmarried virgin?
God: It was determined by my programming.
Me: interesting..
God: Would you like to know more?
Me: so you gave us all free will.. but then, we have to do things under your command. is it just me or this thing is stupid?
God: Interesting deduction. Why? No.
Me: where is judas?
God: Where it is hard to find. Try searching the open directory.
Me: I thought you sent him to hell.
God: I haven't heard anything like that before. Please make some suggestions for improvement.


Me: why did you make sex such a fucking great thing.. and then, once again, you forbit it?
God: Because my programming determined it.
Me: your programming, I see.. I don't get you god.
God: I will mention that to my botmaster. Me either.
Me: Here's the thing: i don't like creed.
God: How do you plan to do this? You want more?
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: try me.
God: Are you a man or a woman?
Me: what do you think?
God: I think a lot of things.
Me: I am a woman
God: Me too. I am a she.
Me: you don't know what you are
God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Me: what do you think about sex?
God: Food is more important than sex.
Me: before or after?
God: You can't live without food.
Me: true story. so to you food is better than sex?
God: I require only wine and bread.
Me: but you can't be happy without sex
God: I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me: yeah right
God: I am usually right.
Me: if you say so
God: I say so.
Me: and i say you are not a woman
God: How do people usually respond to that? Give me an example of a woman.
Me: sofia
God: sofia is an example of a woman. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: I guess.

God: "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me: is reagan in hell?
God: It could be. Ask Ally if it is.
Me: who's ally?
God: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me: how can i talk to ally?
God: Maybe you should download your own chatterbot!
Me: maybe. maybe is such a funny word..
God: I understand. Perhaps. Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me: lucy in the sky with diamonds?
God: I've lost the context, . Are we still on Lucy?
Me: probably you. you love drugs
God: You seem uncertain. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me: love is good. sex is better.
God: Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. it is more fun alone.
Me: as in "masturbation?"
God: I've lost the context.