22 junho 2008

strawberry sundae

1.
Sofia
The capital of Bulgaria...
...there are living 1,2 million people


2.
Sofia
Blonde hair, green-ish eyes, total sex on legs. Complete babe.
Possible connection to the mafia. Usually extremely capable of avoiding arrest linked to gang-related violence.

"Daaaammmn what happened to your face??"
"I ran into Sofia in a dark alley."
"Dude she will totally scissor-kick you in the back of the head if you dont watch out."
"Too bad my eyes are so swollen cuz' that girl was fine on toast!"
"Fine on toast??"
"Like butta.."


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1.
SuFI
Otherwise known as the Super Finger. The act up holding up the two inner fingers on your hand. Originally invented by comedian, Dane Cook. The SuFi is now widely used during road rage.
When a car passes into your lane without a blinker, you will say: "Check out this mother fucker." And give him a SUFI Salute.


2.
SuFi
When you are really pissed off at someone you would flip them the SuperFinger which consists of your middle and ring finger up, and thumb out.

"He didn't just give me the finger, it was the SuFi! like bam!!"

3.
SuFI

A hand jesture AkA Super Finger. Used for both flipping people off and oral pleasure. the shocker.

"That asshole just flipped me off with the Sufi."

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slang rulezzz babe! ;D

3 comentários:

Mokas disse...

E Também significa "Sabedoria" em grego.

J. P. disse...

HÃ? :S

Anónimo disse...

Adorei. Foi só rir... então essa do "I ran into Sofia in a dark alley" vou começar a usar ;-)